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Township people

04.04.2012 22:35 EDT grow up in the township but since you started work, you bought a flat and suddenly the township is dangerous and dirty

you start every sentence by saying "the thing is" with a very strange accent

you no longer wear All star, you're opted for diesel, levis and Uzzi

You dumped your long-time round and cute high school sweetheart for Mini Skirt CHICK Driving a G-string

Kfc and Mc-donald no longer do lunch ynu eat at exclusive resturant (now you eat Colomari and Onion rings, chicken starters.!!!)

Hansa, Black Label and Castle, the ones you used to guzzle the most are "urine" today you drink Heineken and windhoek

Today shoprite is for the poor (most blacks buy there) you do your groceries at Woolworth's

The music system and wheels of your car double the price of your car, your car smells more than your chick's perfume

your old friend asks for only R5, you say he must come next month because you didn't budget for him, but you buy your chick smirnoff spin/archers peach flavour daily

your cell-phone costs more than your mother's bedroom suite(TRUE)

A friend without a cell and an E-mail address is not a true friend worst if he has no car

Your old kasie(township) frinds must call before a visit to your flat unbelievable...!!

At your Flat you don't have a landlime phone, you strictly use you cell

You call yourself a "bachelor" but ynu are married under the "vat en sit" type of marriege
You only visit you parents telephonically but its just am hour's drive to your home
suddenly, you "eat out" Why?
Smoking makes you slip..

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