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07.08.2013 16:04 EDT
Patrick girlfriend’s phone rings. Patrick: Mary, your cellular gadget has intercepted some electromagnetic waves and is currently summoning your attention Mary: What? Patrick: your phone is ringing Mary: i'am in the shower sweety, please answer it for me Patrick: hello…. CALLER: Ndandeko na Mary (NYANJA). Patrick: your lingual is foreign to my cochlea. Please utter alphabets in a universal manner so that I can derive sensefrom this dialogue CALLER: where is Mary? Patrick: Mary is currently interacting with a hot shower in my master bedroom that is located at the attic section of my bungalow.She cannot commence dialogue with u as her phone is not water proof like the one I own which can receive calls even while i'm submerged in my marbled Jacuzzi. CALLER: who is this? Patrick: do you have air-time of Kshs 100,000 and above? Any airtime below that amount is not enough to permit me to finish explaining to u who I am via the phone as my accolades are too numerous. But to comprehend me better, visit any bookshop near u and purchase a book titled “knowing professor, the individual with English PHD’s whose number exceeds the mythical lives of a cat”..I authored it when I was minister in the previous regime CALLER: who are you to Mary? Patrick: I am the individual whom Mary surrenders to her fauna in absentia of clothing….. CALLER: come again? Patrick: Yes I am the individual who relays copulative sensations to Mary's pelvic areas CALLER: say that again I don't understand? Patrick : I am the individual who exposes Mary's lower limbs to mirror an obtuse angle. I’m Mary's boyfriend, And who are u? CALLER: its Mary's mother.

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