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skullie - Funny


Q:why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A:On the back she saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.

Q:What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?
A:She took the 33 bus twice instead.

Q:how do you make a blondes eyes Twinkle?
A:You shine a torchlight in her ear.

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

The longest sentence known to man: "I do."

Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

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