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what is the difference between micheal jackson and a tescos bag?
1 is made of white plastic and dangerous 4 kids t play with and the other u take ur shoppin home in. lmao

A tramp goes into a jewellers & strts fingerin his arse. Ths shop owner shouts \´GET OUT\´. the tramp points t a sigh sayin \´pick ur own ring in comfort\´ lmao

Wife says t husband \´did u no a bull can manage sex evare day? that 365 times a year. Husband replies \´yes but he does have t shag da same cow evare time\´ lol

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