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Humorous-----Jokes

Boy - Our principal is so stupid -__-
Girl : Do you know who i am?
Boy - No I dont
Girl- I am the principal's
daughter ...
Boy - Do you know who I am?
Girl- No i don't
Boy- Good
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Teacher: Johnny, why are you
sleeping in class?
Johnny: Your voice is so sweet
ma'am, it made me sleep...
Teacher: Why aren't others
sleeping?
Johnny: They are not listening to
you ma'am...
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Ramesh: Mujhe apni patni se dusri nazar mai hi pyar ho gaya tha
Mohan: pahli nazar mai q nahi?
Ramesh: Kiyun ki meri pahli nazar uske hire ki haar p nahi pari thi na. .
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Wife: Btao tumhai mujhse kitni pyar hai
Husband: Bahut zyad
Wife: Fir bhi kitni?
Husband: Itni ke dil chahta hai ki tumhari tarah ek aur le aawun.
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Teacher to Banta: Where were you born?
Banta : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Banta : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
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Banta was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What will you take 30 days or Rs.3000?
Banta: I think I'll take the money.
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Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into the sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!
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Boy: Challte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main
Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jata Hoon Main
Kya Ye Hi Pyaar Hai . . .???
Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hai
Subha Shaam Glucose Piya Karo . .
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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…
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Banta: Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta
Santa: phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha saalo Aik Aik karke aao
Santa: Phir
Banta: phir kya Saalone Aik Aik karke dubaara peeta
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