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Latest----------Jokes

Dad:-Beta btao jaan kaha se NikLti hai?
Son:-Khidki se
Dad:-Wo kaise?
Son:-Kal raat ko Didi ek Ldke ko kah rahi thi
Jaan khidki se Nikal jao
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You Are..
A-B-C-D
Attractive Beautiful Cute Dear
E-F-G
Excellent Funny Gorgeous
H-I-J
Hello, I'm Joking !
K-L-M
Kaisa Laga Majak.
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Student- sir sab log hindi, English, Urdu,
Me bolte hain,
Maths mai kyu nhi?
Teacher - jyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hole nahi to 4,5 jab dunga to 6 ko 36 dikhne lagenge
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Ek Budha Ek ladki se Takraya....
Budha: Sorry...
Ladki: Andha hai kya.....
Dikhta nahi!!
Jaise hi aage badhi, Ek handsome ladka us ladki se takra gaya...
Ladka: Sorry...
Ladki: It's okay!!
Budha ladki se bolta hai "MERI SORRY KI SPELLING GALAT THI KYA??
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GIRL- kitna pyar karte ho mujhse?
BOY- Shahjahan jaisa.
GIRL- To Tajmahal kab banwao ge?
BOY- Zameen kharid li hai, bass tumhare marne ka intezaar ka raha hun.
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Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar,sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
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Santa: jab me chhota tha to ek baar kutub minaar se gir gaya tha.
Banta: Acha!!to mar gya tha ya bach gya tha.
Santa: Saale.! mujhe kya pata, me to chhota tha
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Snta Pe Bijli Ki Taar Gir Gayi:
Snata Tadap Tadap ke Marne Hi WalaTha.
Ki
Use Yad Aya,
Bijli to 2 Din Se Band hai. Wapas uth gaya or bola, ' Sala! dara diya.
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Master- 2 me se 2 gaye to kitne rhe?
Sardar-samjh me nahi aya masterji.
Mster-Beta tumare pas 2 Roti hai,tumne 2 roti khali,tumare pas kya bacha?
Sardar-sabji..
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Santa - Main tumse Shaadi nahi kar sakta.
GF - Kyon!
Santa - Mere ghar wale mana kar rahe hain.
GF - Kaun hai ghar main!
Santa - Meri bibi aur baache.
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Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
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Pyaar Karne Ki Apni ek Reet Hai .................
Pyaar Ka Dusara Naam Hi to Preet Hai ..
Isiliye Try Maaro Har Ladki Pe..................
kyunki Darr Ke Aage Hi Jeet Hai.
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hum aapko khone nahi denge,
apne se juda kbi hone nahi denge,
aaj hi bhijwa rahe hai 10,000 macher,
jo raat bhar aapko sone nhi denge
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