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Fascinating---Jokes

Master: 2 mai se 2 gaye to kitne rahe?
Sardar: samajh maen nahi aya master ji.
Mster-Beta tumare pas 2 Roti hai, tumne 2 roti khali, tumare pas kya bacha?
Sardar-sabji..!
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Santa: kya tum pass ho Gaye
banta: Han! hamari puri class pass ho Gyi But hamari madam fail ho gayi
santa:woh kaise?
banta: wo abhi Bhi usi class main pdha rahi he
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Principle: Late Q Hue
Boy: Bike Khrab Ho Gai Thi
Principle: Bus Me Nahi Aa Skty The
Boy: Maine Kaha Th SIR
Par Apki Beti k Nakhre Khatam Ho Tab Na.
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Beta: Papa apki shadi ho gai?
Papa: Yes.
Beta: kis se?
Papa: apki mama se.
Beta: aap to bade hi chalak nikley ghar mai hi chakkar chala liya !
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Sardar sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala Mahaan, padhnewala Gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala Gadha, padhnewala Mahaan.
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A good friend comes to visit you in the hospital with flowers and goes.
A True friend sits near u n says: O yaar, nurse bahut sunder hai... aaram se theek hona!
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Father: Kya Hua Beta Q Ro Raha Hai Mujhe Bata
Mai Tmhare Dost Jaisa Hu
Son: Kya Batau Mai Apni Wali Se Milne Gya Tha
Teri Wali Ne Bahut Mara.
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Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawungi. Raste main larke chhairte hain
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Dadi: Bahane mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hoon, Mujhe to koi nahi chhairta. .
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Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere liye dua Karen ke meri shadi kisi samajhdar admi se ho jaye
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Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja beti, Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta.
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Husband to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before your marriage?
Wife remained silent for some time…
Husband: mai es khamoshi ko kya samjhoon??
Wife: Abhy gin ne to de.
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Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me Q rakha jata hai

Socho

socho

nahi pata?
Taki kisi ke muh se ye na nikal jaye ki
Abe ye to meri wali thi!
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2 Sardar train k piche bhaag rahe the..
Ek chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kaha"WELL DONE"
Sardar-khak wel done,Jana to use tha,
Mai to chhorhne aya tha!
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