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LIVE BEFORE THE COMPUTER

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Life Before the Computer!
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An application was for employment!
A program was a TV show!
A cursor used profanity!
A keyboard was a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age!
A CD was a bank account!
If you had a 3 1 /2 inch floppy You hoped nobody found out!
Compress was something you did to garbage Not something you did to a file!
If you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for a while!
Log on was adding wood to a fire!
Hard drive was a long trip on the road!
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived!
A backup happened to your commode!
Cut - you did with a pocket knife!
Paste you did with glue!
A web was a spider's home!
A virus was the flu!
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper & the memory in my head..
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash, but when it happens they wish they were dead!


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