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zarine khan
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Chudai jokes

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‘Fwd: Aaj ka Quiz:
Wo kon sa player hai Jo din ko
India k liye khelta hai aur
raat ko Pakistan k liye???
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Sania Mirza..
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
Hath kese Thamon
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7 chlne k lye tmhara hath kesy
thamon
Dost
Tmhe to doosron k tattay
uthany se furst nh milti
(“.)
\ \ (.”)
) ):_//( ? G sir
|,|_ /\,
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
jAAN nikal jati hai
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out of 5)
Math Teacher..1 me 2 Dalain
Tu kya Hota hy?
Girl:-
miss yeh to ap ka hi hosla he
hmari to 1 se hi jaan nikal
jati he..!
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS,
Hindi Funny SMS
Ammi ammi aaj main collage
nahian jahoon gi
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Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj
main collage nahian jahoon gi
Mom: Lakin keun
Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain
Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to
KHULLI kartay hain
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
Neeche mat jao
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Nahi plz
Neeche mat jao na
Kuch ho jaye ga
Plz
Dekho aisa mat karo
Maan jao na plz
Warna
â?¦Ho jaye ga
Plz mat jao
Aaah
Dekha
Ho gaya na
SMS Khatam!
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
Advertisement
Dulha Bola:”Chinta Mat Kijiye
Aaj Hi Loot Loonga!”
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Ladki k Baap Ney Vidai K Waqt
Dulhe Se Kaha “Beta hamari
Izzat Ab
Tumhare Haath Mein Hai.
Dulha Bola:”Chinta Mat Kijiye
Aaj Hi Loot Loonga!”
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
Girl and boy lost in jungle
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Girl and boy lost in jungle
After two days of struggle for
food and
water, girl said-dear plz fuck
me. boy said: why? girl said:
abey kuch to ander
jayega.
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
6 Inch ka hai.
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6 Inch ka hai.
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Size normal he
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Mazboot he
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Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
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2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
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Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
Mera…
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LG KG 195
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS,
Hindi Funny SMS
Yar BV nu birthday tay ki gift
dawan?
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Sardar dost say: Yar BV nu
birthday tay ki gift dawan?
Dost: Apna Lun day.
Sardar: Nai yar koi wada gift
das.
Dost: Far mera Lun day day
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
KUNVARI LERKIYOON SAY SEX
NAHI KERTA..
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AIK LERKA LERKI SAY: MAY
KUNVARI LERKIYOON SAY SEX
NAHI KERTA
LERKI : WOH KIYOO
LERKA : KYOON K MUJHAY
KHOON KHARABA PASAND NAHI
HAI
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
Is dress ka kya price hai?
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Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do,
bill daadi dengi ;)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS
Be extra careful…..
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Be extra careful…..
In Dino Apna Bohat Khayal
Rakhna.
KHANA Waqt Per Khana.
ZEYADA Wazan Nahi Uthana.
SEERIYHAN ehteyat Se.
Charhna.
Q K.
8wan MAHINA Chal Raha Hai.
Aur Theek 23Dino Baad Tum Ko
KHUSHi Milne Wali Hai.
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*Happy Eid in Advance*:- ;)
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS,
Hindi Eid SMS, Hindi Funny
SMS
1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora
tha
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1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora
tha.
Dost ne Pocha k ye kahan se
lia hai?
Wo bola k Pahar k pas 1 baba
betha hai us se jo mango daita
hai,
lekin itna khayal rahy k wo
ooncha sunta hai.
Dost baba k pas Gya aur bola
baba ji Mujhe HEERAY ki Bori
do.
Baba ne kuch parha to bori aa
gai;
wo le kr jb neechay aaya to us
main KHEERAY thay.
Us ne dost ko btaya k yar
main ne to Heeray mangay
thay Magar ye to Kheeray
hain.
Dost ne jwab dia k ‘Tumhain
btaya to tha k baba ooncha
sunta hai;
Ab tujhy kia lgta hai k main
ne 10 inch ka GHORA manga
tha??
Posted in: Hindi Adult SMS,
Hindi Funny SMS
munna yahin se bahar ata
he??
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Larka: munna yahin se bahar
ata he??
larki(muskuratay huay) : han
lekin tm jhanko mat. Nazar
nahi ae ga. Boht chota suraakh
he.
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thodi der baad
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school ki bell bajti he. Munna
bahr ata he, aur larka larki
munnay ko le kr ghar chalay
jatay hen.
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Suraakh gate me bi hota hai
jaaani,
lekin teri soch ko 21 topon ki
salaami.


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