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LYRICS

LYRICS of BEST songs( geriausiu dainu zodziai)

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THE BAD TOUCH
Ha-Ha! Well now we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

I´d appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I´ll bet you´ll feel nuts
Yes I´m Siskel yes I´m Ebert and you´re getting two thumbs up
You´ve had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you´re out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain´t nothin´ but mammals
So let´s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain´t nothin´ but mammals
So let´s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin´ horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means ´Small Craft Advisory´
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I´m Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I´ll show you mine ´Tool Time´ you´ll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we´ll do it doggy style so we can both watch ´X-Files´

Do it now
You and me baby ain´t nothin´ but mammals
So let´s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain´t nothin´ but mammals
So let´s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin´ horny now

You and me baby ain´t nothin´ but mammals
So let´s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain´t nothin´ but mammals
So let´s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain´t nothin´ but mammals
So let´s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain´t nothin´ but mammals
So let´s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin´ horny now

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FIRE WATER BURN

The roof the roof the roof is on fire
The roof the roof the roof is on fire
The roof the roof the roof is on fire
We don´t need no water let the motherfucker burn
Burn mother fucker burn

Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I´m a dumb white guy
I´m not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high
I don´t know mofo if y´all peeps be buggin´ give props to my ho cause she all fly
But I can take the heat cause I´m the other white meat known as ´Kid Funky Fried´
Yea I´m hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye
But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don´t shine
Cause I´m kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie
I´m the root of all that´s evil yea but you can call me cookie

The roof the roof the roof is on fire
The roof the roof the roof is on fire
The roof the roof the roof is on fire
We don´t need no water let the motherfucker burn
Burn mother fucker burn

Yo yo this hard-core ghetto gangster image takes a lot of practice
I´m not black like Barry White no I am white like Frank Black is
So if man is five and the devil is six than that must make me seven
This honkey´s gone to heaven
But if I go to hell then I hope I burn well
I´ll spend my days with J.F.K., Marvin Gaye, Martha Raye, and Lawrence Welk
And Kurt Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimi Hendrix´s poltergeist
And Webster yeah Emmanuel Lewis cause he´s the Anti-Christ

The roof the roof the roof is on fire
The roof the roof the roof is on fire
The roof the roof the roof is on fire
We don´t need no water let the mother fucker burn
Burn mother fucker burn

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The Ballad Of Chasey Lain

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I´m your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

You´ve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I´ve had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You´ve had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain´t had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You´ve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I´ve had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You´ve had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain´t had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

You´ve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I´ve had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You´ve had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain´t had mine

P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show `em them titties
Now show `em them titties
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show `em them titties
Now show `em them titties

Would ya fuck me for blow?

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I Hope You Die

You must die I alone am best!

I hope ya flip some guy the bird
He cuts you off and you´re forced to swerve
In front of the Beatles´ tour bus
A Bookmobile and a Mack truck
Hauling hazardous biological waste
The light turns red you have no brakes
And ´Hard Copy´ gets it all on tape
So you can see the look on your face

Die Die Die Die Die Die Die
Die Die Die Die Die Die Die

I hope your Pinto begins to spin
Takes out a disabled Vietnam Veteran
Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize Winner
And maybe some orphans having Christmas dinner
Perhaps even the British Royal Family
And the Rabbi that´s clutching the bottle-fed puppy
And we can´t forget the newlyweds
And those Jerry´s Kids are as good as dead

I hope this helps to emphasize
I hope this helps to clarify
I hope you die

I hope your cellmate thinks he´s God
But C.N.N. refer to him as ´Bowling Ball Bag Bob´
Serving time again for abuse of a corpse
Only this time the victim´s a Clydesdale horse
While he masturbates to photos of livestock
He does the ´Silence of the Lambs´ dance to Christian Rock
Eats feces and quotes from ´Deliverance´
And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince

Die Die Die Die Die Die Die
Die Die Die Die Die Die Die

I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson
And forces you to play a game called ´Balls On Chin´
And whatever happens next is all a blur
But you remember ´fist´ can be a verb
And when you finally regain consciousness
You´re bound and gagged in a wedding dress
And the prison guard looks the other way
`Cause he´s the guy ya flipped the bird the other day

I hope this helps to emphasize
I hope this helps to clarify
I hope you die

I hope you die


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Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny

You came twice last year like a Sears catalog
Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg
Well now you´re seeing me but soon I´ll have you seeing God
Cause´ girl I´ll get you panting like you´re Pavlov´s dog
Like a DC-10 I´m guaranteed to go down
But baby your black box is the one that I found
I´ll give you the gift that keeps on givin´ it won´t cost you any money
Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smells funny

So down I go like I´m 2000 Flushes
I can tell I´m doing something right by the way that she blushes
She´s one that´s speechless but I´m the one that´s tongue tied
She´s thinking holy mackerel I´m thinking tuna on the side
There must be something wrong with Al Pacino´s nose
Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes
Yea I´m snorkeling for clams and it doesn´t matter if I wanna be
Don´t come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny

Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base
I can tell that the cherry´s ripe by the way it tastes
Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty

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MOPE

We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin´ playa that ain´t with us no mo.
Yeah, Notorious B.I.G.
Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug that never seen it comin´.
Yeah, Tupac Shakur.
Nah bitch, I´m talkin´ `bout motherfuckin´ Falco and shit.
What? Falco?

Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus

Tried to O.D. on the Cold-Eeze
´Golden Girls´ got me ´Sweatin´ To The Oldies´
Hanging out like Double Ds sip Long Island Iced Teas
Wrote to Mayor McCheese ´Send a Shamrock Shake please!´
Three O´ Clock on the dot time to cruise for Eighth graders
Rather tape the Weather Channel so that I can watch it later
Reruns of Rerun so ´What´s Happening?´
Dee´s knocked up and Rog on crack again
Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy
Make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty
Make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and ate it
Go through ´National Geographic´ and draw panties on
the natives
So I like to dance naked in front of my pets
But my cat was inattentive so I sent him U.P.S.
Playin´ spin the bottle with my mom
I watch ´Cops´ with no pants on

Must´ve blown a fuse nothing´s going on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin´ out like Tori Spelling´s eyes
Deader than the parents on a ´Party of Five´
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
Dick around ...
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