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My Charmed Quotes

Here are some of my favourite quotes.

Phoebe: Am I the worlds biggest b¡tch or what?
Piper:(looks at Leo) Nah too easy.

Leo: If you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure then fine but freezing Natalie isnt going to make her or the elders happy.

Phoebe: Are you coming?
Cole: To vanquish your sister. I think I will sit this one out.

Phoebe: First I was explaining to my proffesor why my paper was late then next I knew I was unzipping his pants with my teeth.
Prue: Phoebe! You do know that charming the pants of someone is a figure of spe ech dont you?

Darryl: Police inspectors are not meant to be missing. Where is he?
Phoebe: I kinda sent him to...
Piper: Timbuktu. It rhymed with undo.

Phoebe: What do you think of water birth? Can we do that at home?
Eve: Sure we could rent a tub.
Piper: What am I a dolphin im not giving birth to fish!
Leo: Well actually dolphins aren´t fish there mammals.
Piper: Shut up!

Piper: Im gonna take out those chain smokin b¡tches if its the last thing I do.

Piper: Kiss this b¡tch!
Piper: I hit her with flowers

Piper: Geez Paige your like my husband with b00bs!

Paige: Okay, what bizarre world have I sneezed my way into you two are married and expecting, a magical child no less. And you your not La Femme Kitta, you´re a Charmed One. Hey, you don´t mind kicking a55 when you have to but otherwise, you´d rather be hanging out with your sisters, baking cookies or knitting booties.
Piper: Knitting booties clearly you dont know me at all.

Phoebe: Okay, move it or loose it people, coming through.
Paige: Hey, I was using that!
Phoebe: Yeah well I´m late and I need caffine so sue me.

Piper: I asked it if Prue would have sex with someone else other than herself this year.
Phoebe: That´s disgusting!

Piper: Im being stalked by psycho killers and I hide in the shower?!

Paige: This b¡mbo couldn´t hit the broad side of a beauty parlour.

Craig: Who are you?
Paige: Witch
Leo: Angel
Phoebe: Mermaid.

Darryl: All units stay back! (?) You guys ok?
Prue: Yeah we got it Darryl.
Piper: Ok so what you say, Oprah or Barbara? Barbara makes you cry. We go with Oprah.

Paige:(on phone) That´s why I got the job in the first place(to the dog)Why dont yot go and hump a dog?(on phone)no, not you sir...

Phoebe: Excuse me! This is either someone´s sick sick joke or someone´s working on a MASSIVE EVIL PLAN!

Prue: Piper are you coming?
Piper: I was thinking of staying with Leo and hold down the fort.
Phoebe: More like hold down the couch!

Competition winners quote, Piper4861:
Piper: Your the only halliwell who likes earthquakes.
Prue: I dont like earthquakes I just dont go around the house screaming ´run for your life!´
Phoebe: Thats an overstatement I was wearing slippers.

Competition Winner two:
Prue: You know. Some people weren´t meant to have the rockwellian portrait, the house, the two-car garage, the picket fence, the golden retriever and the doting mom and dad.
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