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# "Who's been eating my porridge?" squeaked Baby Bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" cried Mama Bear.
"Burrrp!" said Papa Bear.

# Its obvious that animals are smarter than humans. Put 8 horses in a race & 10,000 people will go along to see it. But put 8 people in a race & not a single horse will bother to go along & watch!

# 1st Mouse: "I've trained that crazy science teacher at last!"
2nd Mouse: "Oh, how did u do that?"
1st Mouse: "I don't know, but everytime I run through that maze & ring the bell, he gives me a piece of cheese!"

# Baby skunk: "Mom, why can't I have a chemistry set for my birthday?"
Mama skunk: "Because it would stink the house out, that's why!"

# QUES: Which animals were the last to leave Noah's Ark?
ANS: Elephants __ they were packing their trunks!

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