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Ninja don't sweat. Ever.

Bullets can't kill a ninja. Even
1 million bullets can not kill a

The Fart of a Ninja is a million
times deadlier than the
venom of a rattlesnake. With
the right wind conditions, a
single fart could wipe out a
small village.

Ninja invented skateboarding.
Not even to do tricks, just to
kill time in between killing.

Only a ninja can kill a ninja.
Regular humans are useless
against a ninja.

Ninja never wear headbands
with the word "ninja" printed
on them. This is a lie from

Ninja can breath underwater
anytime they want.

Ninja can change complete
wardrobes in less than 1

Ninja don't smoke, but they
do use smoke bombs.

Ninja always land on their
feet. If they don't have feet
they will land on their nubs.

Ninja invented the internet.
All of it.

Ninja don't eat or drink very
much, and they never have
to go to the bathroom.

Ninja always move to
America when making a new
start as a non-assassin.

Ninja don't play sports.
Unless killing is a sport. They
always win.

Ninja can crush golf balls with
2 fingers, any two fingers.

Ninja don't lose. Ever.
Ninja lie all the time. Even
when the truth serves
better, ninja will lie anyway.

Ninja swords are always
straight with a square handle
guard. Always. Curves are for

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