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Insult Sms

Girls r like internet virus.they enter ur life,scan ur pocket,edit ur mind,download their problems,delete ur smile&hang ur b careful from girls. Gd night
U r 70% sweet. U r 85% smart. U r 75% lover. U r 90% lucky. U r 100% good. So totally (70+85+75+90+100)=420. It means u r 420. I like 420
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg:welcome 2 da jungle network,da monkey u r trying 2 call is on tree.plz try later...
.¤¤¤,¤¤¤. 4 U ¤. .¤ "¤..¤" It's not a heart,it's my old underwear which i dont wear now, so i wanted to ask before throwing,"do you want it?
Press Down if u think u r MAD. I cant Believe u Did That! Again? For God Sake! LORD!! Why u Still Doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE!!
Ive been arrested 4 being the ugliest person, Can u come here n show them its a mistake?
Sweet Insults- I Luv you! But ive got bad taste Dats a cute shirt.Wat did u do wit d rest of d table cloth. I wud lik 2 help u out-which way did u cme in?
Who Wants 2 B A MILLIONAIRE Lets play? Q.Nobody likes you because you are a: A.Assole B.Good for nothing C.Ugly D.Di*khead 50-50 Fon a Friend or Ring me I will Tell u!
If some1 asks me wat is humanity, I wud sit next to u, Pull you close to me Put my arms around u and say proudly LOVING ANIMALS Thats humanity)
Tipz To Beat Summer 1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water 2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside 3-Eat Vgetables But Most Important 4-Msg Me Daily Bcz Im so COOL Copy SMS.
Tipz To Beat Summer 1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water 2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside 3-Eat Vgetables But Most Important 4-Msg Me Daily Bcz Im so COOL Copy SMS.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!
Thanx 4ur support last year wth ur purchases v hv achieved gud sales pls continue ur kind support -M.D. Kohinoor Condom Small size division.
Arz kiya hai- Aapki dosti mere dil me yun bas gayi hai, Gaur farmaiye- Aapki dosti mere dil me yun bas gayi hai, Jaise naye darwaze me buffelo fas gayi hai.
I Like 3 things: Pizza. Pepsi. & You. Pizza 2 eat. Pepsi 2 drink. & You 2 clean the table.
Girlfriend Chahe Jitni Bhi Buri Ban Jaye Kabhi Us Se Dosti Mat Todna Kyun k Paani Chahey Kitna Bi Ganda Ho Jye aag Bhujane K Liye Kaafi Hota He.. =-= From: MONARK ZAVERI
Think well, Plan well, Do well, Sleep well, Play well, Laugh well and Throw your mobile also into well, Because you are not Messaging me Well!
Whenever I feel that I Miss U, I close my eyes.. Thn i feel u that u sit beside me. I wont open my eyes.. Bcz of the fear that u may come out thru my tears.
Har gali diwar par tumhara naam likha hai, Gaur farmaiye- Har gali diwar par tumhara naam likha hai, Uppar Wanted aur niche Chavanni inam rakha hai.
Get up all u lazy people and do something 4 the nation. . . Oh sorry, it was u?? U go back to sleep.. That will be better for the nation.
Best SmS of 1947 . . . Was there any mobile at that time? Please Use your brain atleast once in your life time!
Sometimes my mind asks Why I miss U? Why I care 4 U? Why I remember U? Then my heart answered its simply bcoz mental patients need more care.hav nice day.
Love + Ship = Titanic. Dinosaur + Forest = Jurassic Park Arnold+ Gun = Terminator You + Your Smile = The mummy Returns..
Beauty Tip: If U Want 2 protect Ur Face From Dust, Mud & Other Such Things Then apply ASIAN PAINTS Exterior Emulsion on ur face 7 yrs guarantee!!
B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Horny r u smiling now? *YOU BITCH*
Unlike others ur brain is a master piece, It is divided in to 2 parts. Left & Right.. In the left nothing is right & in the right nothig is left.. 26]
Do u remember ur childhood? When u wen 2 a doll shop, stood infront of a doll n askd uncle! How much is that monkey doll shpkper replied that is a mirror my child -)
I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
Pandit- rita ko 2 ladu daker kahta ha ise hawan me daalker kaho swaahaa rita ne lado muhun mein daaker kaha haaha..
Whenever i missU i vl read ur sms Whenever I want to see U , Ijst close my eyes Whenever I want to hear ur voice I throw stones at DOGs.

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