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Love is name, sex is game, forget the name and play the game! :)
Roses are red, violets are blue. The face like yours must be in the ZOO!
The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the the butterfly, the morning dew may kiss the grass, but you my friend can kiss my ASS!
Invitation to BIG BANG PARTY on saturday night in world trade center with DJ OSAMA B including his super hit "IT WASN´T ME" supported by american airlines!
Roses are red...Pickles are green...I love your legs and whats in between!
There is : hot-sex, fast-sex, safe-sex, group-sex, phone-sex, and for people with your face : NO-SEX!
Sex is like NOKIA(connecting people), like NIKE(just do it), like PEPSI(ask for more) and like SAMSUNG(everyone is invited)! =)
We will now update your brain...Searching...Searching...Searching...Still searching...Sorry, no brain found! :)
Fuck is nice and fuck is funny! Many people fuck for money! If you think that fuck is funny - fuck yourself and save your money!
Men-get and forget, women-give and forgive!=)
I like your style. I like your class, but most of all i like your ass!
I love you in blue. I love you in red, but most of all I love you in bed!
Sex is a sensation. It´s about a man´s temptation, putting his location in a woman´s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?
Sorry, the fuckmachine is out of order, so fuck yourself and save a quarter!
Don´t be silly, put a condom on your willy!
Programming is like sex : ond mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
If you don´t like oral sex then keep your mouth shut!!!
Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it´s gone forever!
There are 256 bones in your body! Would you like another?
There was a cat and a rooster sitting by the creek. The cat fell into the water and the rooster laughed. LESSON: for every wet PUSSY, there´s a happy COCK!
Tips on giving blow jobs:1. If you do it as job - SPIT IT 2. If you do it for love - SWALLOW IT 3. But you wanna show off - GARGLE IT!

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