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jokes here

crack ur libs

~A man was takin breakfast wit his family at their dinnin room wen d were eating,his yoounger son stood up & said "i saw our gateman doin 2 mum dat ting u use 2 do 2 house girl" bot of dem shouted u talk 2 much.
~1 day a pastor was preachin 2 1 notorious bachelor.d pastor said 2 him, "u must luv ur neighbours as urself b4 u enter in2 d kingdom of God" d bachelor said yes pastor, i luv ur daughter "Helen" den d postor replied immediately "NO DN'T luv my daughter, luv another neighbour"
~A man bought soft drinks & gve "fanta" 2 his mother & coke 2 his father.fanta was yellowish in colour while coke was black.d nex day, d man saw d coke under d bed which he gave 2 his father.he asked his father y he kept d coke under d bed, d man replied,its nt yet ripe as ur mother's own so i kept it there. Dn't worry i ll drink it wen its ripe.
~A man of God was returnin 4rm church wen he ran in2 armed robbers.dey pointed guns at him & said "ur money or ur life" d preacher said "Non of d above.1st i've no money,2nd i've given my life 2 christ.
~1day a man was passin & stpped 2 urinat beside a skul.d headmaster asked him,"dnt u see where it is written:"DON'T URINATE HERE" d man said "i tote it was d name of dis skul"
~1day a man was passin & stpped 2 urinat beside a skul.d headmaster asked him,"dnt u see where it is written:"DON'T URINATE HERE" d man said "i tote it was d name of dis skul"
~There was a fool walkin along d street.he came accross 2 men fighting.eventually bot killed demselves.d fool killed himseif 2 dat he wanna go watch d last fight in heaven
~A son asked his dad how much it costs 2 get married. His dad replied: i dnt knw son i'm still payin.


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