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**IF A WOMAN RULE THE WORLD**
*PMS would be a kegitimate depense in court
**Single bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding weeding rings in their pocket.
**A man would be no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing.
**Fewer woman would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds.
**Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.
**"Ms" Magazine would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily clad male models.
**Men would not be allowed to eat gas- producing foods within two hours of bedtime!
**Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for non of the Credit. **Little girls would read "SNOW WHITE and SEVEN HUNKS."
**Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching soap operas....... **Men would have to get playboy for the articles, because there would be no pictures.
**Men would learn phrases like: "I'm SORRY" "l LOVE YOU", "YOUR BEAUTIFUL", "OF COURSE" "YOU DON'T LÖOK FAT with THAT OUTFIT!!!!" **Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments.
**Men would sit around and wonder what we are thingking.
**Men would pay attention to their woman as to their car.
**Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers **TV news segments on sports would never run longer than one minute.... **All men would forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator.
**During mid- life crisis, men would get hot- flashes and women would date 19 years old.
**Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly.
**After a baby was born, men would take a six weeks paternity leave to wait on their wives hand and foot.
**For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a one year old for six weeks!


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