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Here are some random quotes, funny :D

Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself.

You have ONE advantage over can kiss my ass and I can't!!

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door....

I'm a palm reader: Gasp! You'll die, but don't worry. You'll live through it.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!

Treat everyone the same, till you find out there an idiot!

You laugh at me because I'm strange I laugh at you because your stupid!

If you dont like my driving stay off the sidewalk.

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