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(¯`·._)FROG~JOKES(_.·'¯)

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Oº°‘¨ 1 ¨‘°ºO
Q: What do you call a frog with no legs?
A: It does not matter - he won't come anyway
Q: What do you call a frog with legs?
A: Dinner

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Q: What's green and dangerous?
A: A frog with a hand grenade

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Q: What's green, green, green, green?
A: A frog rolling down the hill

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Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them!

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Q: What did the frog dress up for on Halloween?
A: A prince

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Q: How many frogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One frog and 37 light bulbs. Slippery hands, you know

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Q: What's green and jumps?
A: A frog!! (groan!)

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Q: What's green and red?
A: A very mad frog

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Q: How can you tell if a frog doesn't have ears?
A: You yell "Free Flies" and he doesn't come

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Q: How do you confuse a frog?
A: Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner
Q: How does a frog confuse you?
A: When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better

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Q: What did the frog say to the fly?
A: You are nearly starting to bug me!

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Q: What does a frog say when it sees something great?
A: Toadly awesome!

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Q: What did one frog say to another?
A: You're such a WART!

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Q: Why did the gag-writer turn green?
A: Because the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!


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