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naughty - Woman

**{ naughty laugh }**

u will loseing
Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend to death.

Wife says, “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends “.
**[ FRoG ]**

75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.
On their first night both were crying - why???
Coz she didn’t know anything, and he had forgotten
**[ FRoG ]**

my Buttocks
Man and Women during sex time
Man: oh! baby ur breasts are so
big but have no nipples on them.
Women: Oh! you fool… u are
licking my buttocks…!
**[ FRoG ]**

is No JOke
2 make it stand, u wet it.
2 make it wet, u suck it,
To make it stiff, u lick it,
2 get it in, u push it.
Damn threading a needle at age 50+ is no joke!
**[ FRoG ]**

A wife was helping her husband to set-up his Computer. The husband was in a cheeky mood so when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it obvious to his wife that he was typing in the word "penis" as password. His wife fell over from laughter when the computer replied: "Password rejected - not long enough".
**[ FRoG ]**

wife's photo
Hubby : "You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?"
Wife : "When there is a problem, no matter how insurmountable, I look
at your picture and the problem disappears."
Hubby : "You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you."
Wife : "Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, what other problem
can there be greater than this one?"
**[ FRoG ]**

Arabiab man & camel
Arabian man walk in d tollroad wit his camel..
sudenlyd camel sleep on d road,
evry arabian try 2erect d camel but that jz gonna useless..
some girl witch see that exit from her car n come 2 camel, n than she knead camel's penis untill erect of penis..
suddenly d camel wakeup so runing speedly..
when girl will go, d arabian man take hold her hand so ask: " can u knead my penis too.. pliz??"
By angry d girl shout him: " u not respectful.. why i must knead ur penis?"
Arabian man answer: "in orther that also i ll can runing speedly 4 catching my camel" lol
**[ FRoG ]**

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