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1. Patient: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!

Doctor: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!

2. A french fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hey , could I get a beer please"

The bartender looks at him while shaking his head and says "No, we don't serve food here"

3. What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

4. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh

5. Q. Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC?

A. Because its finger licking good!

6. Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?

A: Because his pecker is on his head!

7. Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur?

A. Mega-saur-ass

8. There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?

The one on the range.

9. A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says

"Hey buddy, Why the Long Face"

10. Why did the fish get kicked out of school?

Cause he was caught with seaweed.

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