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Vmail Prompts (5)

This is (name). If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send me money. If you are my bank, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
Hi, i'm probably home, i'm just avoiding someone i don't like. Leave me a message, and if i don't call you back, that someone is you.
Hi, (name)s answering machine is broken. This is his/her refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and i'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
Greetings, you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are and what you want, so at the tone, please hang up.
Thankyou for calling the Hearing Test Line. Prepare for test one. Is the following tone louder in your left ear or right ear?

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