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A true friend is like a penis,
he stands up for you in times of need.
A genuine friend is like a bra,
she supports you at all times.
A faithful friend is like a condom ,
he protects you from all harm.
A loving friend is like a vagina,
she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.
what kind of a friend are you to me?
Penis,
condom,
bra or vagina friend?
Do u know that the penis is the greatest breakfast ever?
According to doctors it has a mushroom head,
a sausage body,
two eggs and milk which provides nutrients.
Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months.
Besides it has 3 good manners too.
1. Its very courteous, it stands before it performs
2. It is very emotional, it weeps during performance
3. It is polite, it bows after performing. Send to ladies 2 laugh and to men 2 make them happy and proud of themselves.
⭕1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!
⭕3. Before sex, you help each other get naked.
After sex, you dress only yourself.
Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.
⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
⭕5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!
⭕When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.
✅Now that I've educated.
you,
go ahead and educate someone else.
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पाटलांचा भरला वाडा. एकांत मिळत नसे म्हणून
पाटील व पटलीण बाई चा
कोड वर्ड ठरला 'चपलेला खिळा मारायचा' सार छान
चालल होत. एकदा चावट्यानी हे
चोरून ऐकल...! एके दिवशी
पाटील मंदिरात गेले, बाहेर
सोडलेली चप्पल चावट्यानी
उचलली आणि थेट वाडयावर गेला.
पाटलीण बाईनी विचारल,
"काय काम आहे ?"
चावट्या म्हणाला, "पाटलांनी
चपलीला खिळा मारायला पाठवलय.."
पाटलीण बाईना खर वाटेना चावट्याने खुण
म्हणुन पाटलाची चप्पलच
दाखवली. मग पाटलीण बाईचा
पण नाईलाज झाला, पाटलांची आज्ञा
कशी मोडणार ? मस्त कार्यक्रम उरकून
चावट्या गेला निघुन.
काही वेळाने चप्पल चोरीला
गेली म्हणुन पाटील
तणतणत घरी आले तेव्हा
पाटलीण बाई लाजत-लाजत म्हणाल्या,
"असली मस्करी करत जाऊ
नका बाई, चावट्याचा खिळा लइच
अणकुचीदार हाय चप्पल अजुन
दुखतीय बघा..".
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Husband suhag raat ko: Kabhi tum ne koi sexy movie dekhi hai?
Wife: Han 1 bar dekhi thi.
Husband: To phir hum aaj wohi karein ge jo us movie mein larki aur larkay ne kia tha.
Wife: Woh to theek hai pr baki 2 larke tum bulao ge ya main bula loon?
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Mashuka ke inkar pe Gazal:-
“Yun hamko satane ki zarurat kya thi, Gand meri jalane ki zarurat kya thi”
“Jo nahi tha ishq to keh diya hota, Maa apni chudwane ki zarurat kya thi”
“Malum tha jab k ye khwab toot jayenge, To neend me akar dabwane ki zarurat kya thi”
“Ishq par lagti rehti hain har jagahme pabandi, Mera lund pakad ke hilane ki zarurat kya thi”
“Maan liya ye ek tarfa mohabbat thi magar, Behan ki lodi dekh kar mejhe apni choot khujane ki zarurat kya thi”
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Chaman bhai k area me rape ho gaya jisne kia usko chaman bhai k pass laya gaya-
Chaman Bhai :- ye apun ka area h ye jante hue bhi tune rape kiya?
Boy- sorry galti ho gai
Chaman Bhai :- acha ye sab kaise hua?
Boy :- usne apun ko ishare se upar bulaya apun gaya to usne ghar ka gate band kar diya
Chaman Bhai :- fir?
Boy :- wo boli, o chikne meri pyas bhuja de
Chaman Bhai :- fir?
Boy :- apun ne socha ki chaman bhai ka area hai lafda ni karne ka
Chaman Bhai :- fir
Boy :- apun bola 1-2 kis karega suck b karega lekin fuck ni, akhir chaman bhai ka area hai
Chaman Bhai :-fir
Boy :- usne meri pant utar di fir apne kapde utarne lagi
Chaman Bhai :- (Being excitd) fir?
Boy :- usne apni jeans & top utar di aur fir bra & panty b, apun to mast ho gaya lekin socha ki chaman bhai ka area hai
Chaman Bhai :- (Fully excitd) fir?
Boy :- apun ne uske lips pe kis kiya & boobs suck karne laga bt dimag me tha ki chaman bhai ka area hai
Chaman Bhai :- (Out of cntrol) fir
Boy :- apun aage badhne wala tha lekin socha k chaman bhai ka area hai
Chaman Bhai :- abe chaman bhai gaya maa chudane, aage bol
Boy :- exactly apun bhi yahi socha ar chod diya !
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