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Funny how a £10 looks so big when taken to mosque, but so small when taken to the mall.

Funny how long it takes to serve Allah for an hour, but how quickly a team plays 90 minutes of Football

Funny how long a couple of hours spent at the mosque (Prayer Mat) seems, but how short they are when watching a 3hr movie.

Funny how people cant think of anything to say when they pray (Making Dua/Supplications), but dont have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend on Wap/Chatlines.

Funny how people get thrilled when a Football/sports goes into extra innings, but complain when a Khutba is longer than regular time.

Funny how hard it is to read a chapter in the Quran, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a best selling novel.

Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, but scramble to sit in the back of a mosque.

Funny how people need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a muslim event into their schedule, but can adjust their schedule for other events at the last moment.

Funny how hard it is for people to learn the simple Quran, well enough to tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand and repeat gossip.

Funny how people believe what the newspaper says, but question what the Quran says.

Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say or do anything.

Funny how you can send a thousand jokes through e-mail and they spread l ike wildfire but when you start sending messages regarding Allah, people think twice about sharing.

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