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Condom Slogans

1. Cover your stump before you hump.

2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.

3. Dont be silly, protect your willy.

4. Dont be a loner, cover your boner.

5. You cant go wrong if you shield ur dong.

6. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.

7. If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

8. If you slip between her thight, be sure to condomize.

9. It will be sweater if you wrap your Peter wit a sweater.

10. She wont get sick if you wrap your dick.

11. If you go into heat, package your meat.

12. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis.

13. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

14. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped peckes.

Dont be a fool vulcanise your tool.

16. The right selection will protect your erection.

17. Wrap it in a foil, before checking her oil.

18. A crank wit an armour will never harm you.

19. No Glove, No Love.

20. Always use a condom before sex.

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