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What Not To Say To A Naked Guy.


1. Ahh, its cute.

2. Who circumcised you?

3. Is that your second belly button?

4. You know they have surgery to fix that.

5. Its more fun to look at it.

6.Can you make it dance?

7. You know, there's a tower in italy like that.

8. Can i paint a smiley face on that.

9. It looks like a night crawler.

10. Is this a mild or a spicy slim Jim?

11. Eww!, there's an inch worm on your thight.

12. Will it squake if i touch it?

13. My 8-year-old brother has one just like yours.

14. I'll go get ketchup for your french fry.

15. How sweet you brought an incese.

16. You must be a growing boy.

17. Maybe if we water it, it will grow.

18. Thanks i needed a toothpick.

19. I didn't know they come so small.

20. Why is God purnishing you?

21. I never saw one like that before.

22. What do you call that.

23. But it still works, right?

24. It looks so unused.

25. Aww! Its hiding.

26. Are you cold?

27. Do you have steroids?

28. Does it come with an air pump?

29. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.

30. Where is the rest of it!!!

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