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Jesus is Watching...

This burglar is breaking into some
house at night. Sneaking around he
suddenly hears: "Jesus is watching
you!". The burglar is shocked, ducks
down, remains silent for a while, but
nothing happens. After a minute or
so he decides to continue his search
for the jewelery, so he gets up again.
Again he hears, but a little louder
and more like a warning: "Jesus is
still watching you!". "Good heavens!"
he thinks, "What's going on here?".
He still doesn't dare to use his torch
though. Silently he strafes backward
and again -and really loud this time-:
"Jesus is *really* watching you!". Ok,
this guy is almost getting a heart
attack and switches on his Maglite.
After a little looking around he
detects this parrot.
Burglar: "A parrot?"
Parrot: "Yes, that's me!"
Burglar: "You can talk pretty well"
Parrot: "Yes, I'm already 50 years of
Burglar: "Phew that's not bad! You
live here?"
Parrot: "Yep!"
Burglar: "Gosh I really thought
something weird was going on here!
What's your name?"
Parrot: "Henry"
Burglar: "Henry? That's a weird
name for a parrot?"
Parrot: "Not as weird as 'Jesus' for a

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