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# Which is further waya ?
An African boy and his mother were chilling in the living room, listening to music. Then the mother asked him, "Peter, which is further away from us, the sun or Japan? Peter thought a moment and said, "Japan is further, because i can see the sun everyday but i've never seen Japan."
# The cheese :-
'Mum i dont like cheese with holes on it'grumbled unhappy child.'You can eat the cheese and leave the holes.'said mum

# Crime story
There wer 5 frnd living 2gther in a room. Namely
1day smbdy killed nobody
and that time brain was in bathrum so mad cld police
mad:tring... Tring...{phone ring}
Police: hello police staition.
Mad: helo inspector 2day her smbdy kile nobody plz cme fast.
Police: what! R u mad?
Mad: yes
police: don't u have brain?
Mad: no brain is in bathrum.
Police: you fool
mad: no fool ir reading the story.

# Biology
Q: Who is Aristotle?
A: He is the father of biology -his son.

# Unreasonable
Talking to his friend the young man asked,why did u break off the engagemement? He replied,because she wanted to get married.

# Writers 1
The editor said to the journalist,your writing must be very hard work? Yes,indeed,replied the journalist,but how do you know that?it makes me tired to read it,said the editor !

# writers 2
Two friends were chatting over a drink.the first one said,did u knw that i'm now writing as a career? Congratulations! Have u sold anything yet? motor car,my watch nd my home

# Books
Two old pals bumped into each other after a long time,"wht are you doing these days?asked the one.I'M GOING ON RETIREMENT SOON AND THEN I WANT TO FINISH MY BOOK."GOSH",said the other, i didn't even knw you were writing a book.I'm nt writing a book,i'm reading one,he replied.

# Student and teacher
Teacher- Ramu give me a sentence starting with I. Ramu- I is.. Teacher: No Ramu always say I am. Ramu- Ok. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

# Which boy ?
Which boy has got the permission to get into a girls bathroom and touch her everywhere while she is taking bath...? Ans :LIFEBOUY !
# Largest city
What is the largest city in the world? Electricity

# Crazy English
In word of PINEAPPLE, this is a fruit. Between in PINE and an APPLE, theres have n0 pine tree in apple or theres have n0 apple in pine tree.. STAR APPLE. Bet. STAR and an APPLE, this fruit is a circle and there is n0 t an apple. And theres hav n0 stars inside.

# Suitcase ?
If big elephants have big trunks, do small elephants have suitcases?

# Forgot recipe
Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
A: Because they always forget the recipe.

# Pray
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

# Start ans 3
Now that you're married, you should have some insurance"
"But why? My wife isn't dangerou
We are having mother for dinner, darling."
"Make sure she's well done

# Smart ans 2
I've got a surprise for you, honey. I brought a friend home for dinner."
"Who wants to eat friends?"
"It seems that everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other."
"Well, I guess that's why I've got two ears."
"May I hold your hand?"

# Die for me ?
Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.

# Smart ans 1

# Addressed
Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in
Two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.

# My train
Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take
This train to New Delhi.
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

# dose it matter ?
Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No, I can't.
Waiter : Then does it really matter?

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