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Man Fetish

116.The Gay Genie

A gay man was walking along the beach at Fire Island when he stumbled
upon a genie's lamp.He picked it up and rubbed it,and
lo-and-behold,out popped a gay genie.

The genie said,"Hey girl,wassup?"

The amazed man asked if he got three wishes.

"Nope,just one...due to inflation,constant downsizing,low
wages,third-world countries,my new pumps pinching my big toes,and
fierce global competition,I can only grant you one wish.So...what'll
it be? The complete set of Tyson Cane videos?A copy of the Marilyn
Monroe Happy Birthday Mr President sequined dress in your size with
matching shoes?"

The man shook his head 'no',and didn't hesitate.He said,"I want peace
in the Middle East.See this map?I want these countries to stop
fighting with each other."

The genie looked at the map and shrieked,"Miss Thaaaaaang,I don't
think so,not in this lifetime!These countries have been at war for
thousands of years.I'm good,but not THAT good!I don't think it can be
done.Make another wish!"

The man thought for a minute and said,"Well,I've never been able to
find the right man,you know,one that's considerate and fun,warm and
affectionate,gorgeous,is well endowed,only wants sex from me,doesn't
do drugs or drink too much,has a grat job with a good income,likes to
cook and helps with the house cleaning,and gets along with my
family,doesn't watch sports all the time,and tells me I always look
fabulous,and is great in bed.That's what I wish for...the perfect guy
to have as my lover."

The genie let out a long sigh,clutched his hand to his heart and
said,"Oh Miss Thang...let me see that map again."

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