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136.Attention All Heterosexual Men!

Are you disillusioned by your lifestyle? Do you want more from life
besides monster truck shows? Do Budweiser commercials confuse you? Are
you tired of being a year behind fashion? Do you wish you had a nice
appartment like the ones you se on "Will & Grace"?

YOU ARE NOT ALONE! Act now,and you'll be on your way to living a
fabulous,glamorous life as a HOMOSEXUAL!
We are now recruiting heterosexual men ages 18 - 65 to become
homosexuals.Let us assist you in your transformation from bland to
beautiful!We'll give you all the steps you'll need to be a happy
fairy,such as:

* Drag Queen make-up tips!
* How to have sex with a man WITHOUT the six pack of beer!
* How to decorate with frills and throw pillows to brighten up any
room!
* Essential Madonna and Cher records to own
* That tongue trick invented circa 1978 in some alley in NYC
* Ricky martin's fan club address
* Style and grooming tips NO self respecting gay would be without
(hope you're not too attached to that uni-brow)
* How to wear a G-string with poise and dignity(we'll insert a few
bucks to get you started)
* Finger-snapping lessons,and a dialect coach to assist in "gaylingo"
* Learn important historical dates,like:the year Donna Summer won her
first Grammy,Barbra's wedding anniversary,and the day Judy died!

ACT NOW AND YOU'LL RECEIVE A GOLD-PLATED CLOSET DOOR HINGE TO
SYMBOLIZE YOUR FREEDOM!

Don't delay any longer!Do you want to have more women hanging off you
than when you were straight?Aren't you tired of the snickers whenever
you walk into a room?

Call 1-800-976-HOMO to BEGIN YOUR LIFE AS A FABULOUS FAG!!!

Call today.Operators are standing by...


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