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Stuff to make u laugh!

Sex, drugs, rock n roll lets get smashed n misbehave on speed n weed n lil Es lets get fucked n talk to trees!

Nokia regrets to inform u that u have no new messages we take no responsability 4 u avin no friends in accordance wi the ugly cunt act of 1975

The NHS regrets to inform you, your birth was an accident pls report to the nearest hospital to be put down, we apologise for any inconvenice!

Your alphabet~ A~ attractive, B ~ beautiful, C ~ caring,
D ~ delicious,
E ~ exciting,
F ~ funny,
G ~ gorgeous,
I ~ i ´m,
J ~ just,
K ~ kidding,
L ~ loser!
Last nite wanted u, i needed u so badly that it hurt, i wanted to taste u and wanted u in me to work your magic, but i couldnt find u, dumb paracetamol!
Monkey says to its mate, why r we so ugly? His mate replys thankfully we dont look like the person readin this message!
Whats the difference between michael jackson and a tesco bag?
1 is made of white plastic and dangerous 4kids to play with and the other u your shoppin home in!

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