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joke hut here is a bit of a taste...more to come.

Hated joe

1 Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, "Ray, may I borrow your axe?"

"Not today," Ray replied, "I have to make soup."

"What kind of excuse it that?!" demanded Joe.

"Well," confessed Ray, "I admit its a lousy excuse. But, if I don't want to loan you my axe, one excuse is as good as another."

2 What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?

A: A tea bag.

A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIS
country there is 79 different ways to make mad passionate love.

Ray listened patiently. "That's amazing. Where I come from
there's really only one."

"Oh," sniffed the Romeo, "just one? And which way is that?"

"Well, there's a man and there's a woman . . . "

"For real!!! Number 80!!!"


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