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I met Jesus today , twice.

I was thinking the other day , if posh and Becks have the intelligence to name a child after where it was concieved / born then surely other people have done the same . Such as the name Sandy , this could be the name of a child who was born in the desert or on a beach , or you could name your child Forest if born in the woods, finally if you give birth in the hairdressers you may call your child Barbara. Following along in these lines it makes perfect sense that Jesus may and should have been called Barney .

When Jesus got sentenced to death was he cross examined at his trial?

Its quite a puzzling thought to why Jesus did , my friend Murray came up with the answer that Jesus died for the paralympics which does make sense since Jesus was good at the cross country events.

Other possible theories are :

Jesus died for increasing cross sales

Jesus died for his love of hanging around

Jesus died because people got cross with him

Jesus died for over jew library books

Actually something is bothering me now

Apparently God made the Earth

God made Adam the Eve

Adam and Eve mated and produced offspring

Then what.....?How did the rest of us get here?

Surely it means incest which is sick, this would mean people who commit incest would be religiously right

I dont think God thought this through.

God got Mary pregnant , so surely Mary would be an offspring of God, so thats Jesus totally screwed in the head , his mother is like the grand daughter of God who is his father. I bet he was bullied at school .

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