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In Boksburg boks hulle,
In Kakemas kak hulle,
In Badplaas bad hulle, en
In Vryburg vry hulle.
Ek trek volgende week Nigel toe!

Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a
double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The
brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The blonde team rides on
top level.
The brunette team down below is having a great time, when one of them
realizes she doesn't hear anything from the blondes upstairs. She decides
to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds
the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, and
clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.
She says, "What the heck's going' on up here? We're having' a grand time

A pastor goes to a nursing home to visit an elderly parishioner. As he is
sitting there, he notices a bowl of peanuts beside her bed and takes one.
As they continue their conversation, he can't help himself and eats one
after another. By the time they are through visiting, the bowl is empty.

He says, "Mrs. Jones, I'm so sorry, but I seem to have eaten all of your

That's O.K," she says. "They would have just sat there anyway. Without my
teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off and put'em back in the

One Naidoo was enjoying the sun at the beach in America.
A lady came and asked him, "Are you relaxing?"
Naidoo answered, "No, I am Kishore Naidoo."
Another guy came and asked him the same question.
Naidoo answered, "No! No! Me I am Kishore Naidoo!"
A third one came and asked him the same question again. Naidoo was
totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw
another Naidoo soaking in the sun. He went up to him and asked, "Are
you Relaxing?" The other Naidoo was a lot more educated and answered,
"Yes, I am relaxing." Kishore slapped him on his face and said,
"Stupid idiot! Everyone is...
Lil' boy sez 2 his mom 'therz a prawn hangin 4m granny's crack.' 'No' sez his mom 'thats her clitoris.' He sez 'Fucking tastes lyk a prawn!'
Mickey & Minnie Mouse were in divorce court & the judge said 2 Mickey 'you said that ur wife is crazy' Mickey replied 'no i didnt. I said she's fuckin Goofy!'
Q: what do u call a rabbit with a bent dick?
A: fucks funny

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