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Bump in the carpet ( 1 )

A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize that he had lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. ´no sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes,´ he said to himself. He got out his hammer and flattened the hump. As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. ´here´ she said, handing him his pack of cigarettes. ´i found them in the hallway.´ ´now if only i could find my parakeet´

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