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Let out some snickers * for these cute bumper stickers! §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§
SMILE, it´s the second best thing you can do with your lips. ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Where there´s a will...I want to be in it. \/\/*\/\/*\/\/*\/\/
It´s lonely at the top, but you eat better. ~*~<*>~*~<*>~*~ Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ I(nternal R(evenue S(ervice: We´ve got what it takes to take what you´ve got. +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I took an IQ test and the results were negative. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Your kid may be an Honor Student, but YOU´RE still an idiot. ~*~<*>~*~<*>~*~ Always remember you´re unique...Just like everyone else. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Out of my mind...Back in five minutes. ´*´~´*´~´*´~´*´~´*´~´* Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. £££££££££££££££
SAVE THE WHALES! Trade them for valuable prizes. %*%*%*%*%*%*%*% Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings. ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤
Jack Kevorkian for White House physician. !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian! *******<*>******
Stop repeat offenders. Don´t re-elect them! ¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡ EARTH FIRST! We´ll stripmine the other planets later. ´*´~´*´~´*´~´*´~´*´*´~´
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. %*%*%*%*%*%*%*% You´re just jealous because the voices only talk to ME. ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤
Taxation WITH representation isn´t so hot, either! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her...or something like that. !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? All men are idiots...and I married their king. ´*´~´*´~´*´~´*´~´*´~´*´
I wasn´t born a bitch. Men like you made me this way. *************** So you´re a feminist...Isn´t that cute. ~*~<*>~*~<*>~*~
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. [><][><][><][><][><] I need someone real bad...Are you real bad? !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
If we are what we eat, I´m cheap, fast, and easy. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ 5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it´s an amusement park. %*%*%*%*%*%*%*%
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live. ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Who lit the fuse on your tampon? ¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡
Who were the testers for Preparations A through G? +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ God must love stupid people...He made SO many. ~*~<*>~*~<*>~*~
BEAUTY is in the eye of the beer holder. [><][><][><][><][><] BEER: It´s not just for breakfast any more. ´*´~´*´~´*´~´*´~´*´~´*´
If you drink, don´t park. Accidents cause people. *******<*>****** Alcohol and calculus don´t mix. Never drink and derive. ~*~*~*~><~*~*~*~
If you can read this I can hit my brakes and sue you. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Hang up and drive. ¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡
HONK If You Want To See My Finger ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Keep honking while I reload. ´*´~´*´~´*´~´*´~´*´~´*
I don´t have a license to kill. I have a learner´s permit. [><][><][><][><][><] Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. *******<*>******
I said ""NO"" to drugs, but they didn´t listen. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Reality is a crutch for people who can´t handle drugs. ***************
Don´t drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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