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DO NOT READ: These are not a simple jokes!!!

Condoms: In a campaign on family planning a WHO officer explained how to use condoms to the villagers. After a few years later statistics showed that the program is not working. Officials asked the villages how they are using the condoms. They said: "Just as the WHO man explained. We put it on our thumbs before having sex!"

4.King loves his beautiful Queen, but she plays around with men in the palace when he is away. The King knows about this but he loves her so much he did not say anything to her. But when he left for his war campaigns he would put around her a chastity belt which is made by the best lock smith in the country. But somehow she and her lovers manage to penetrate the belt and have their pleasure. Finally, he told the lock smith to make a belt with a sharp concealed razor blade. When he came back after his victorious battle he summoned all his close men and asked them to stand in a row.. naked! He found them the penises of all were cut or wounded except for an old servant of him. The King came to him and said: My friend you are the only faithful person in this dirty crowd of traitors. It is your word today. What shall I do with them? The man looked down and did not speak. The King spoke again and said: Don’t be afraid! Speak up! The man opened his toothless mouth, and stared grumbling.. His tongue was chopped off!!

3.When Egypt and Israel normalizes their relations after The Camp Davis accord businessmen began to visit each other. The Egyptian authorities noticed that an Israeli businessman coming to Egypt too often and buying one particular item: black bras of extra large size! They wondered why and sent a secret agent to find out the secret. He came back laughing. The intelligence chief asked him why he is laughing. The officer said: Sir you know what this man is doing? He is cutting the straps and making skull caps and selling them there. They cheaper than the local ones. And one bra can make...

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