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Bachelor Jokes

Chef Talk

Two confirmed bachelors were sitting and talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. ´I got a cookbook once,?said the first, ´but I could never do anything with it.?

´Too much fancy cooking in it, eh??asked the second.

´You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way - ´Take a clean dish and...´´


From Lisa0063!

The other day, while I was seeing my shrink, he asked me what I looked for in a woman.

Naturally I replied, ´Big tits.?

He said, ´No, I meant for a serious relationship.?

So I said, ´Oh, seriously big tits.?

´No, no, no. I mean what do you look for in the one woman you want to spend the rest of your life with??

He looked at me kind of worried as I just sat there on his couch laughing until my gut hurt. ´Spend the rest of my life with one woman?
No woman´s tits are that big.?


The Genie

A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn´t see anyone so he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The genie said, ´For your kindness I will grant you a wish, but only one - none of that three wishes jazz, OK??

The man thought for a minute and said, ´Well, I have always wanted to go to Hawaii but have never been able to because I´m afraid of flying, and ships make me claustrophobic and ill. So, I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii.?

The genie was taken aback a bit, but after some thought said, ´No, I don´t think I can do that; think about the pilings needed to hold up the highway and how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. Think of all the pavement and steal and concrete that would be needed. I´m sorry, you will have to choose another wish.?

The man thought for a minute and then told the genie, ´There is one other thing that I have always wanted. I would like to be able to understand women. What makes them laugh and cry, why do they get upset at us so easily, what are their true desires and needs? Basically...what makes them tick?!??

The genie stared at him and blinked a couple times. ´So, do you want two lanes or four??


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