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:::NAUGHTY~SMS~2:::

Here are some more kicking ass naughty sms...



:::special naughty sms 2:::



~1~
(language : english , rating : 9.0)


1 day a naked man was bathing in a pond. At that time an elephant was walking beside da pond. Seeing da man da elephant astonished & askd da man,"how can u breathe by this little thing?"


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~2~
(language : english , rating : 8.2)


Question : WHY DID Kuddus TAKE HIS PREGNANT WIFE TO PIZZA HUT?
Ans : FOR FREE DELIVERY.


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~3~
(language : english , rating : 8.5)


Dear subscriber enjoy new fucking rate @1tk/min any versity girl.any college girl @90ps/min.any school girl @70ps/min & any magi free in any time & after 5min free more 5min.but this is not applicable for hizla. Enjoy this rate until further notice.


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~4~
(language : hindi , rating : 8.1)


Girl of 1986: Maa,main jeans pehnoungi...!
Maa: Nahi beti,log kya kahenge?
Girl of 2008: Maa main BIKINI pehnoungi...!
Maa: Pehenle beti....Kuch to pehenle !!


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~5~
(language : Bangla , rating : 7.6)


Korbe?


Plz koro na..


keu shunbena..


Amon koro keno!


shudhu akbar korbe!


Ar soite partasi na


plz...


shobai to kore..


korona..


" 1ta Call " !!


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~6~
(language : english , rating : 8.8)


Girls reaction to make organ sizes:
9"= oh shit pain!
7"=oh yes,yum!
6"=oh perfect!
5"=mmmm ok!
4"=push more!
3"=is it in?
2"=idiot just use ur tongue!
So what size do u have?


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~7~
(language : Bangla , rating : 7.9)


Ekhon theke Mr chowdhury chudben. Mrs chowdhuryo kom jaben na. Alal chudbe. Dulal o chudbe. Pappu aar pinki to ekhon sharakhon chodachudi korbe. Emonki haat-mara mofij o ekhon chudbe. Amader raju chudbe,Amaer rani chudbe. Valentine day upalokkhe condom er dam komeche. Ekhon to sara Bangladesh chudbe.


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~8~
(language : english , rating : 8.5)


Once a girl went 2 Moulana.
Girl:can i sleep with my boyfriend?
Moulana:naujubilla.
Girl:can i kiss him?
Moulana:astagferulla.
Girl:can i sex with u?
Moulana:bismilla.


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~9~
(language : english , rating : 7.9)


Am pata jora jora tippo dudu dokabo bara ore magi penti sora asche amar pagla bara pagla bara khepece mal chore mereche. Oof santi lagasha.


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~10~
(language : english , rating : 8.5)


Husband: kamon lage?
Wife: valo.
H: betha lage?
W: Na, aram pai.
H: Beshi boro nato?
W: Nah, thik ase.
H: Tahole sandle ta kinei nao.


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