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Female Masterbation

Doormat bashing

Dousing the Digits

Drilling For Oil

Drinking at the fuzzy cup


Female Masterbation Slang Terms

3 Point Shot
5 Digit Disco
A Night in With the Girls
Accordion Solo
Airing the Orchid
Answer the Bone-A-Phone
Assault on a Friendly Weapon
Auditioning the Finger Puppets
Backslappin' Betty
Backstroke Roulette
Bailing out the Gravy Boat
Baiting your Hook
Banging the Beezer
Barking at the ape
Bash The Candle
Batting Practice
Beat Off
Beat the Beaver
Beat the Beaver
Beating Around the Bush
Beating the Bait
Beating the Bishop
Beating the Bush
Beating the Dummy
Beaver bashin'
Being your Own Best Friend
Bikini burger
Bite the dog-end
Bleed the Weed
Blissing yourself
Blow some tunes
Boffing the Bud
Bouncing on the Bed
Bouncing the bearded clam
Box lunch
Box lunch at the Y
Box the Jesuit
Brush one's teeth
Brushing The Beaver
Buckin' it
Buckin' it
Buff the Weasle
Buffing the box
Buffing the jewel
Buffing the Muff
Bush dinner
Buttering the Potato
Buttering up the whisker biscuit
Butting the Bead
buzzing off
Buzzing the honey hole

Calling All Cum

Canyon yodeling

Caress the clit

Caressing the Kitty

Carpet Bumping

Carpet munching

Cast Off

Cast Off

Cat Got Tongue

Changing your Oil

Checking for Squirrels

checking the undercarriage

Chew the she-fat

Chow box

Chow down on Georgia O'Keefe's inspiration

Churning the Cream

Civil War

Clam Bake for One

Clam dive

Clam diving

Clam lapping

Clam twiddlin' jamboree

Cleaning the Clam

Cleaning your Fingers

Click the mouse

Clit Twit


Combing the Brush

comforting yourself

comforting yourself

Coming Into Your Own

Connie Lingus

Copying Georgia O'Keefe

Countering Cunts


creaming yourself

Critter crammin'

Crossing the Great Divide

Crossing the Swamp

Cunning linguistics

Cunt Cuddling

Damming the beaver

dating your palm


Declare your independence

Deep Dishin'

Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone

dialing 'O'

Dialing the pink telephone

Dialing the Rotary Phone


Diddling miss daisy

Diggin' for clams

Digging a Trench

Digitis Erectus


Dine at the Y

Dinner beneath the bridge

Dip the brush

Dishonorable Discharge


Dive a muff

Dive in the bushes

Dive in the canyon

Do it the French way

Do The Dew

doing a Meg Ryan

Doing Laps

Doing your Nails

Don the beard

Donning the beard

Doormat bashing

Dousing the Digits

Drilling For Oil

Drinking at the fuzzy cup

Drinking from the furry cup

Dunking the Beaver

Eat a tuna sandwich

Eat a tuna taco

Eat fur pie

Eat hair pie

Eat muff pie

Eat seafood

Eat squirrel

Eating a kipper pie

Egg McMuff

Engaging in Safe Sex

Enjoying a little Southern Comfort

Entering No Man's Land

Erasing the Problem

Exploring the Deep South

Face job

Face the nation

Fall in love

Fanning the Fur

Fanning the Furnace

Fanny noshing

Feathery flick

Feeding the Bearded Clam

Feeding the Beaver

Feeding the Fish

Feeding the Other Mouth

Feeding your Slot

Fiddling the Bean


Finger Blasting

finger dancing

Finger Fun

finger pie

finger pie





Fingering the Accused

Fingering the fountain

fingering yourself


Fish dinner

Flick the bristles

Flick the bristles

Flickin' the Bean

Flicking the minnow

Flicking the Switch

Flipping the Bean

Flipping the Flaps

Flipping through the Pages

Flit your Clit

Flying automatic (with vibrator)

Four-lip Whistling

French culture

French job

French kiss Mr. Lincoln

French lessons

Friday night lip service


Frigging the Love Muscle

Frosting the muffin of love

Fucking Without Complications

Fur burger

Fur pie

furry fun

furry fun

Fuzz sandwich


Gagging the Clam

Gagging the Lips of Love

Galloping on the Goldstar

Genital Stimulation via Phalangetic Motion

Get a Date with Slick Mittens

Get a Lube Job

Get a Stinky Pinky

Get To Know Yourself

Getting In Touch With Yourself

getting off

Getting to Know Yourself

Give a length of tongue

Give face

giving yourself one

Giving yourself the finger

Go boating

Go down and do tricks

Go for sushi

Go south

Go under the house

Go way down South in Dixie

Going for the gooey duct

Going Mining

Going on a Finger Ride

going solo

going solo

Gorilla burger

Gorilla in the washing machine

Greasing the Skillet

Greasing your Hips

Grissle Rub

Groping the Grotto

Growl at the badger

Growl at the biter


Gusset pianist

Gusset tryping

Gusset Typing


hand jiving

hand sex

Hat job

Have a box lunch

Have a mustache

Have a tuna sandwich

Have box lunch

having a free ride

having a manually assisted fantasy

Having a Sushi Party

Having Sex With Someone you Love

Hee-Haw with wrinkled Mee-Maw

Hiking Through the Grand Canyon
Hitchhiking South
Hitchhiking to Heaven
Hitchhiking Under the Big Top
Holding the Hamster
Husband's supper
Impeaching Bush
In the Hand Cream
indulging yourself
Invoking Venus
Jillin' off
Jocelyn Eldering
Juicing It Up
Juicing the clam
Jump-starting the River
Kiss somebody's down
Kneel at the altar
Labial titillation
Lady Fingers and Cream
Lapping at the lint trap
Launching a Class Probe
Lay the lip
Let the Fingers do the Walkin'
Let your fingers do the walking
Levy Break Limbo
Lick the slit
Licking anchovy
Lingual stimulation
Lingual titillation
Lip reading
Lip service
Lip smacking
Lip syncing to the fish-fueled jukebox
Lip work
Loobing Your Goob
Make mouth music
Making Kitty Purr
Making Soup
Making the Oysters Smile
Making Waves
Manual Override
Medicate the hairy paper cut
Menage a'moi
Moustache ride
Muff diving
Muff munching
Muff Ruffing
Muffin Buffin'
Mumbling in the moss
Munch the bearded clam

Navel Maneuvers

Night in With the Girls

Nulling the Void

Ocean pinking

On the Waterslide

One Hand Clapping

One-man band

Opening the Honey Pot

Paddling the Pink Canoe

Pampering the Pussy

Parting the fuzz

Parting the Petals

Parting the Red Sea

paying lip service

Pearl Diving

Pearl Fishing

Performing for Mr. Swaggart

pet the kitty

Pet the Petunia

Pet the Pussy Cat

Petal Pushing

Petting the kitty

petting yourself

Phalangetic Motion

Picnic on it

Piddly Diddler

Pitching in the Bush League

Play Couch Hockey for One

Play Poker

Play the Clitar

Play the Silent Trumbone

Playing in the sandbox

Playing the squeezebox

Playing With Her Pineapple

Playing with Mrs. Palmer's Five Daughters

Playing With the Man in the Boat

playing with yourself

pleasuring yourself

Pokin' the pie

Polishing the little pink pearl

Polishing the Nugget

Polishing the Peanut

Polishing the Pearl

powder your nose

Praising the Orchid

Pressing the Pleats

Primin' the Hymen

Pug noshing

Pumping the kooter

Punch in the mouth

Punchin' the chipmunk

Pushing the Button

Pushing the Puch

Pushing the Red Button

Pussy Soccer

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