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Boss to santa- saale jab se maine tujhe job se nikala he, tab se tu roz mere ghar ke samne potty kyun karke jata hai......???
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Santa- tujhe ye dikhane ke liye ki main bhuka nai mar raha....

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‎3 kamini ladkiyon ne kwaishein kari new year pe
pehli mera 2 pati ho jo poori raat mere saath sex kare.
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doosri mere 4 pati ho din raat mere saath sex kare.
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teesri mera 1 pati ho
ussse mera 1 beta ho
wo bade hokar sehwag bane
aur worldcup ki last baal pe 2 run jeetne ke liye chahiye ho
aur wo kamina out ho jaaye
120 crore log chillaye "iski maa ch*d do"
aur main turant pitch pe jau aur
loudspeaker pe bolu main iski maa hoon.

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1st Boy: Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya du?
2nd Boy: Gold ring de de.
1st Boy: koi badi cheez bata bhosdi ke ?
2nd Boy: Maadarchod phir M.R.F. ka tyre de de.

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Paapii waala joke
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Perfume wala :- “sahab perfume lelo perfume . .”
kanjus banda :- ” 25 paise wala dikhao. .”
perfume wala :- bhosadi k ga#d me ungli dal ke sungh le

Pati : Darling mehgayi kitni badh rahi hai.
Choti choti cheejein kharidna bhi kitna mushkil ho raha hai.
Patni: Bhosdi wale aj phir gaand maarega.!!! Condom nahi kharida hoga tune !!

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