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Zindagi ke 7 Usool:
1. Chut, Chuchi, Chilam jitni bhi piyo kabhi juthi nahi hoti.
2. Bhajan, Bhojan aur Chodan hamesha ekaant me hi karna chahiye.
3. Foda, Lauda aur Ghoda sahlane se badta hai.
4. Lund aur Ghamand dono ko kabu me rakhna zaruri hai.
5. Ladki kitni bhi lambi ho, Lund chusegi toh baith ke aur chudegi let ke hi.
6. Saap aur choot jahan dekho maar do.
7. Taviz aur condom hamesha paas rakho, Bhoot aur Choot ka pata nahi kab mil jaye.

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Ek Ladki Ka Birthday Tha.
Uske Boy Friend Ne Pucha: “Bolo Tumhe Kya Gift Chahiye?”
Ladki Apni Aankhon Mein Pyar Bhar Ke Boli: “Janu, Koi Esi Cheez Do Jo Tum De
Sako Aur Mein Le Na Saku”
Ladka Apni Pant Utar Ke Bola: “Le Meri Gand Mar Le“

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Lady: “Itna Chota Sa Handbag 10000/- Ka? Itna Mehnga Kyun”
Shopkeeper: “Behanji, Ye Khalis Lund Ki Chamdi Ka Bana Handbag Hai, Thoda Sa Haath Pher Te Hi Suitcase Ban Jayega..“

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Indian nominations ( XXX ) 4 oscar award.
1.reshma ki salwar me talwar
2.abla nari ka babla bhari
3.pati fauj me,biwi mauj me
4.amar prem, bistar par game..
5.Ghar me saali to raat bhar diwali.
6.Phat gai panty to chud gai aunty!
7.Randi ho gayi thandi.
8.Zalim lauda lage hathoda.
9.Peticot me visfot
10.Paan khaye muniya ,maa chudaye duniya.
11.andheri raat me diya tere haath me...diya bujh gaya naa jaane kahaan ghus gaya...!!!
12.Tu jhuk main lagaun!!!
13.Haar gaye satte phoot gaye tatte!!!
14.le le Meera sau ka note...khol de apna peticot...
15.le le Meerw noton ki gaddi...khol de apni chaddi....!!!
16.Main raam doot teri maa ki choot!!
17.Pad gayi thand sikud gaya lund!!
18.ye haath nhi hathoda h...gandhi jee ka lauda h...!!!
19.Mere laude ka war jaise chale talwar
20) Haseena Ki Gaand Mein Paseena
21) Ghaagre Mein Dhoom-Dhadaaka
22) Lund Andar -Dum Jallandar
23) Cheeni Rani Ki Peeli Chut – A Mystery.
24) Tamboo Mein Bamboo
25) Woh Ek Thi Uspar Teen Thhe
26) Kambal Mein Oye Hoye
27) Chamatkaar Se Hua Balatkaar
28) Lund Wale Fuddiyaan Le Jayenge
10) Choot Ka Bhoot

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Larka dubai se aya tou dada ke liye viagra ki goli gift le kar aaya aur kaha
"agar rat ko kha ke maza aaya tou meray takiye ke nichey 500 rupay rakh dena"
Subha dekha tou 1500 rupay takiye ke nichey paray thay
Larka: dada jee maine tou sirf 500 ka kaha tha, laikin ye tou 1500 hain
Dada: 1000 rupay teri daadi ne diye hain!

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Eik Pathan mele mai gaya.
Wahan do line lagi hui thi. Ek jagah likha tha "Dekhne ke Rs. 20/-"
Dusri jagah likha tha "Chodne ke Rs 10/-"
Pathan chodne ke liye ghus gaya.Usko chodne ke liye bakri di gai.
Pathan ne bakri ko maze se thoka.
Doosre din wo dekhne ki line mailag gaya. aage walo ko poocha"ye dikhate kia hai?"
Aadmi bola "aaj ka tou pata nai kia dikhayenge...kal tou eik pathan bakri ko chodtey huwe dikhaya tha"

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Suhag rat ko
Dulha: Jan bolo aaj tumhein chand pe le jaoon ya taaron pe?
Dulhan: (Sharma ke) Aap ka"Rocket" dekh loon phir faisla karoongi gi!

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Teacher= Batao Larkian Brazier Kyon Pehanti Hyn ?Boy: Ta K Breast Ziada Bubbling Na KarainGirl: NO srif larkoo k khatir kyon kKhula Doodh Sehat k Liye Hanikarak hai

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LUUUND complains to GOD: Log muje misuse karte hai,koi GAAANDme dalta hai,koi CHUUUT me,koi MUH me,koi haath me; kya kru? GOD: Sab thik ho jayega.. bas tu AKAD mat!

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-11 girls ask the fruit seller to give11 banana.Fruitseller: i m not selling less than 12 bananas.1 girl said 'LE LE YAAR,1 KHA LENGE'

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Maatha tekne ke baad lady boli, Swami ji koi sud buddhi ki baat bataiye.Swami: Bra pahan ke aaya karo, hilte dekh ke dhayan bhang hota hai

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DHAMAKA OFFER:purana underware doe or new underware k sath 1 LUNND free lijiye,1st 50 khush nasebo ki gaannd bhi free me mari jayegi.

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-Sasur nayi bahu ko dekne gaya tobola-"bahu chay aati hai?" Bahu-"nahi,abhi to DOODH bhi nahi AATA hai ji-

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Naai ki dukaan k upar ghar pe lady ne sari sukhane dali..dukan me andhera ho gaya..!Naai ne awaaz di..Bibiji,sari uper utha lo baal kaatne hai

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Teacher= Batao Larkian Brazier Kyon Pehanti Hyn ?Boy: Ta K Breast Ziada Bubbling Na KarainGirl: NO srif larkoo k khatir kyon kKhula Doodh Sehat k Liye Hanikarak hai

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BOY Ka lun chota tha, isliye wo apni LOVER ko andhere me legaya or uske hath me dediya.to LOVER boli:Darling U know main cigrette nahi piti-

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Grl-Kal sapne me luuund ka Mela dekha .Boy-Mera dekha? Grl-Kone me chota sa latak raha tha ..Boy-Maine bhi chuut ka mela dekha. Grl -Meri thi? Boy-Usi me to mela tha

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Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?Father:tujhey sub pata hai! Child: nahin pata promise! Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

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Aik Totli Larki Suit Rangwaney KeyLiye Rang Waley Key Pass Gayee Aur Boli: . . . . . . . . "Lu n Waley Meley Chu t Main Essa Lun Dalna Key Chu t Phut Jaye Magar Lu n Na Nikley

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Newly Young Boy To Doc:Mujhe Koi Aisi Tarkeeb Batayen K Jis Se Sex bi Ho Jaye Aur Pragnancy Bhi Na Ho...??? Doc:Hai Na.peeche se DETE RAHO.

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Mom to kid:Jo bachhe Angutha chuste hai unka pet phul jata hai.1din bache ne 1 Pregnant aurat ko dekha aur bola: "MUJHE PATA HAI APNE KYA CHUSA THA"!

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Girl: Sex ke pehle CH00t kaisi dekhit hai? Boy: Jaise gulab, Ghusbudar, komal.Girl: Aur sex ke bad? Boy: Panjabi's ke muh ki tarah Jisne thodi der pehle lassi piho aur dadi par reh gaye ho'
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100 Logo se pucha gaya k unko girls ki P a n t y-B r a kis tarah ki pasand h?1 ne kaha-"White",2 ne kaha-"Black"97 ne kaha-"Utri hui" Aap apana vote send kare . aur jeete lakho inaam"

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apko diya gya lu nd 1 suvidha hai na ki apka adhikar.Kripya iska upyog cho dne me kare,na ki muth marne me.LCC (Lu#nd Care center

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Its a real symbol :BSNL sarkari land Airtel sasta land Idea sumo ka land Hutch kutte ka land Rim free ka land smart 19 paise ka land aap ka koun sa hai YA ???.

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Duniya Ka 5 Mushkil Kaam1-Hathi Ka Lu nd Hilana 2-Machar K Lu nd Pe Condom Chadhana 3-Chunti K Mumme Dabana 4-Zaraffe Ki ga ndMarna 5-Kutti K Lye Bra Banana

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Beta:Mummy Tum Roj Papa Pe Chad Ke Jump Kyu Marti Ho? Mom:PAPA Ke Pet Ki Hawa Nikal NeKe Liye Beta:Kya Fayda Baju Wali Aunty Roj Muh Se Fir Hawa Bhar Deti Hai'

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Bachey Ki Sehat K Liye Zaruri Hay Bachey Ki "MAA KA DOODH"or Bachey K Baap Ki Sehat K Liye Zaruri Hai Bachey Ki "MAA KI CHO OT

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Suhagrat k baad Biwi: Ye jo tumneandar ghusaya wo kya tha? PATI: Ye mera munna tha Biwi: ise bahar hi khelaya karo, andar garmi may ulti karta hai

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