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easy - Man

_>wonder why they call you black<_

[18.p] hahahaha!

Easy is buying a TV and asks "Do you have colour TVs?"
"Sure" says the assistant.
Easy replies "Give me a green one, please."

Easy calls SAA. "How long does it take to fly to New York ?"
Let me check 4 you "Just a sec" says the rep.
"Thank you" says Easy and hangs up.

easy was filling in an application form for a job.
He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column SALARY EXPECTED: He was not sure as to what
to be filled here. After much thought he wrote "Yes!"

Easy goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the
"What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies "That is a thermos flask."
Easy then asks "What does it do?"
The clerk responds "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.
Easy says "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. His boss, Mr
Sibiya sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object you have?" He said,
"It's a thermos." The boss then says "What does it do?"
He replies "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said "Wow, what do you have in it?"
Easy replies "Two cups of coffee and a coke."

Why did 18 of Easy's family members go to a movie?
Because under 18 was not allowed.

To lose weight the doctor told Easy to run eight kilometers a day
for 300 days.
After 300 days Easy called the doctor to report he had lost the
weight, but he had a problem. "What's the problem?" asked the doctor.
"I'm 2400 Kms away from home.''

Having lost his donkey Easy got down to his knees and started
Thanking God.
A passer-by saw him and asked "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for?"
Easy replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't
riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too!!!

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