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[If men got pregnant]

|If Men Could Get Pregnant...|

*Maternity leave would last for 2 years, with full pay.
*There'd be a cure for stretch marks.

*Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

*Morning sickness would range as the nation's #1 health problem.

*All methods of birth control would be improved to 100 percent effectiveness.

*Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet trained.

*Men would be EAGER to talk about commitment.

*They wouldn't think twins were quite so cute.

*Fathers would demand that their SONS be home from dates by 10 PM.

*Men could use THEIR briefcases as diaper bags.

*They'd have to stop saying, "I'm afraid I'll drop him."

*Paternity suits would be a line of clothes.

*They'd stay in bed for the entire 9 months.

*Menus at most restraunts would list ice cream and pickles as an entree.


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