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<[*]> If u w@nt j0 j0keZ pUbL!$heD hEre dEn $eNd mE an Em@!l @nd il put it hEre iF itZ fUnNy~>

<[%]> Little johny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a log of moaning and thumping, if peeks in and catches his folks in the act. Before his dad can even react, little johny exclaims ''oh boy! Horsey ride! Daddy can i ride on your back? His dad relieved that johny's not asking any more uncomfortable questions and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johny hops on and daddy starts going to town.
Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping. Johny cries out ''hang on tight daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off''
<[%]> Little johny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. ''johny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun. How many would be left?'' ''none'' , replied johny, ''cause the rest would fly away'' ''well, the answer is four'' said the teacher ''but i like the way your thinking''
Little johny said, ''i have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married?'' ''well'', said the teacher nervously, ''i'l guess the one sucking the cone?'' ''no'', said little johny, ''the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but i like the way you're thinking''

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