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Non - veg jokes. hahahaha

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Ek Din Santa Subh-Subh Rote HoyeDoctor Ke PassPahucha.
Santa - Doctor Saab, Maine Raat Ek Gasti Ke Sath Sex Kiya Tha.
Doctor - Achcha! to Fir?
Santa - Ab Mujhe Peshab Nahi Aa Raha...
Doctor Ne Checkup kiya aur Bola -
Doctor - Saale Bhosdi Ke....
....Peshab Karne Se Pehle Condom ToUtar Leta..


( 2)
Lund ke naam in movie style.
1-3 Yrs. Ankur
4-6 Yrs. Massom
7-12 Yrs. Parvarish
13-16 Yrs. Parivartan
17-22 Yrs. Pyasa
23-35 Yrs. Shikari
36-50 Yrs. Masterji
51-60 Yrs. Kabhi-Kabhi
61-75 Yrs. Yaadein

(3)
Santa Ek Ladki Ko chod Raha Tha.
Achanak Hi Santa Ne Pucha.
Santa To Girl: “tumhe aids hai?”
Girl: “nahi” .
Santa: “Bhagwan Ka Shukar Hai,
.
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.Main Nahi Chahta Ki Mujhe Dobara Aids Ho Jaye.“

(4)
Mallika Sherawat Ki Gali Mein Kelewala Aaya, Mallika Bahar Aayi To KeleWale Ne Kaha.
Kelewala: “ Behenji Kele Le Lo, Bahut Mote Aur Swadisht Hai ”
Mallika Sherawat: “ Kaise Diye? ”
Kelewala: “ Aath (8) Rupaye Mein (12) ”
Mallika Sherawat: ” Sath (7) Mein Tera (13) Deta Hai To Bol “

(5)
Class Me 1 Ladki Biscuit Kha Rahi Thi
Thoda Kha K BRA M Chupa Rahi Thi
Sir Bole- Kya Kar RahiHo?
Bajuwala Bola- Dudh Me Duba K Kha Rahi Hai.

(6)
Beta- papa wo kya hai Mummy K 2 AurCow K 4 Q Hote HAi.
Papa- Nalayak, Kaha Se Sikh K Aya Hai.
Beta- Me To Legs Ki Baat Kar Raha Tha
Apko To Din Raat 'Chuchi' Dikhti HAi.

(7)
Pyar Nahi To Collage Bekar..
Luv Nhi To Life Bekar..
Sapne Nhi To Raat Bekar..
Aur
Aur
Tujh Jaisi DOST Nahi To LUND Bekar.

(8)
TanaavGrast Logo K Liye Yoga..
Kursi Pe Baitho..
Sar Piche Jhukao..
Phir
Aankhen Dheerey Se Band Karte Hue Bolo..
'MAA CHUDAYE ...

(9)
Lady Teacher-Bolo Bacho
J 4 Jug
K 4 Kite
L 4 L..UND
Ohh.!
Sorry Bacho, Galti Se Mu Se Nikal Gya
Boy-Mam, Sorry Ki Kya Baat H, Wapas Mu Me Le Lo.

(10)
Suhagraat ko pati patni se bolta hai Ijaajat hai?
Bibi:- Hai ji.
Pati poori raat Chodta hai. Bibi Bimar ho jati hai.
Pati bibi ko sasural chod kar wapas aane ke liye apni Saas se bolta hai- Ijaajat hai?
Ye baat sun kar patni chilla kar bolti hai- Maa Ijaajat mat dena, nahi to tumehari bhi Phaad daalega.

(11)
ek Girl check up ke liye gai, Doctor ki niyat khrab ho gai.
Doctor ne uske kapreyutarwaye.
Girl:- kiss kyu le rhe ho?
Doctor:Checkup ke liye
Girl:- chuchi kyu daba rahe ho?
Doctor:- Breast cancercheck karne ke liye.
Doctor ne chodana shuru kar diya.
Girl:- kya kar rahe ho?
Doctor:- Aids checkup.
Girl:- Check kya karna hai. AIDS ki to dawayilene aayi thi mein

(12)
Beti Apni Mummy Se Puchhti Hai: “ Mummy! Mummy! Ye Lund Kya Hota Hain? ”
Mummy Boli: “ Jab Tu Badi Hokar Acchi Ladki Banegi Toh Tujhe Bhi EkLund Milega. ”
Daughter: “ Aur Agar Main Gandi Ladki Bani Toh? ”
Maa: “ Tab To Beti Tujhe Bahut Sare Lund Milenge.. “
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(13)
Tappu:- subha-subha jor-jor se Lund helaa raha tha.
Chate sab :- oyye tere maake chootyee kaya kar raha hay.
Tappu :- oyye pappa je Gorvermentnay naya sex education shuru keya hay to master ji nay kaha is leye home work kar raha hu.

(14)
Ladke :- Darling please Surfing mat karo karo ( jyada boobs dabaoo mat shelaoo mat )
Ladka :- jeetne jyada surfing hoge tabhe to tumhare side harm full hoge ( tumhe sex ayega )
Ladke :- janu tumhare mouse se mere side may inter karona ( choot may lund daloo )
Ladka :- Darling thik hay tumhare side ko space do may abhe mouse enter karke vierus chodta hu ( Tangge fayloo panne chodta hu )
Ladke :- No darling virus na chodna sirf tumhra mouse clic karte rahna varna system jam ho jayega ( pannena chodna peth aa jayega )

(15)
Ek din madam ne school may chate shab ke ladke Tappu ko kaha Tappu beta C Aur L se meel ne wale shabd ( Words ) bataoo.
Tappu says…..
1) Choot may Lund Dalnaysay Lund ko Chain milta hay.
2) Condum Lund par laga kar Call Girl ko chhod ne par AIDS nahe hota.
3) Choot bahut he majbut plate hayjo Lund jaise Hatoday se Thoke jane parbhe tadhe nahe hote hay.

(17)
Aajkal Har Koi Aurat Ko Dekhkar Double Meaning Mein Bat Karta HaiAur Unka Jeena Muhal Ho GayaHai. Esa Hi Ek Doctor Ne Ek Aurat Ke Sath Kiya."
Ek Aurat Sex Se Related Problem Leke Doctor Ke Pass Gayi.
Aurat: “ Doctor Saab, SexKe Liye Konsa Time SahiHai? ”
Doctor Kuch Sochkar: “ Dophar 2 Se4 Baje Tak ”
Aurat Ne Hairan Hokar Puchha: “ Wo Kyun? ”
Doctor: “ Kyunki Us... Wakt clinic me koi nahi hota.

(18)
Ek Ladki Auto Mein Bethi Hui Kahi Jaa Rahi Thhi
Achanak Se Usne Auto Wale Se Kaha
Ladki: “ Bhaiya Auto JaraDheere Chalao Mera Doodh Uchhal Raha Hai”
Auto-Wala Kameenepan Se: “ ArreyKya Tumne Bra Nahi Pahni? ”
Ladki Gusse Se: “ Kameene Mere Doodh Ke Dibbe Ka Doodh Uchhal Raha Hai “


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