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32) Beef, chicken, mutton, pork, suasage,..... Meat,.... Fish..... Egg...... Prawns.... Smile to kar yaar...... Non veg msg tha!

31) Read question carefully 1gm of gold=8pawan. 1pawan of gold=5000rs. So how much pawan gold you wil get in 109000rs? Answer immediately if you are a genius! Fast.

30) Chandigarh k sector 12 ki 12 number gali ke 12 number makan ki 12 we manzil ke 12 number karme mein 12 vaji 12 sardar film dekh rahe hain. Waqt hamhara hai !

29) When u mix rice in milk, u call it kheer. When u mix vinegar in milk, u call it paneer. When u mix a sweet friend like u in my life u call it "Taqdeer".

28) Recieve this 'Gift' of salam- wrapped with the 'Affection' tied with care & 'Sealed' with dua..... To keep you safe & happy in this blessed day.

27) Ghadi detergent tikiya walon ki beti se shadi karne k liye bheed lagi thi. Because they believed in pehle istemaal kare phir vishwas kare.

26) If any girls says you: cute, handsome, ultimate, talented, intelligent, attractive, don't feel proud, it means u r C.H.U.T.I.A

25) Hum se dur jaoge kaise, dil se hume bhuloge kaise, hum voh khushboo hai jo saason me behte hain, khud ki saaso ko rok paoge kaise.

24) Namaskar subha aaj tak me Aapka swagat hai. Mukya samachar. Good morning and have a nice day. Taapman aaj bhi sms ki barish jaari rahegi. Headlines sms ka jwab na dene wale pe bijili gir sakti hai. Sms bina pade. Delete karne par mobile fat sakta hai. Jyada sms milne par gaali nikalna mana hai. Ho sakta hai k kal se aapko ek b sms na mile.

23) R u a high scoring student? Bored of scoring so many marks n doin so wel everytime? Try 'Engineering' marks se no marks tak..... Fark dekhiye sirf 4 saal me".

22) Na juban se, na nigaho se, na dimag se, na greeting se, na gifts se, na rangose, aapko "DILSE" and good morning.

21) Dil se dil juda nahi hota, uhi kisi par fida nahi hota, pyar se badhkar hota hai dosti ka rishta, kyunki dost kabhi bewafa nahi hota.

20) Jaha dosti vaha pyar. Jaha pyar vaha ishq. Vaha mohabbat jaha mohabbat vaha judai jaha judai vaha dard. Jaha dard............Then...... Guess..... Zandu bam lagao.

19) So raheho kya? Kitna soteyo? Ankhe kholo.... Dono kholo..... Very good morning.

18) Hotope dosti k fasane nahi aate, sahil pe samundar k khazane nahi aate, lelo abhi class bunk karne ka maza, fir laut k college k zamane nahi aate

17) Hamesha sms bejte rehna warna... "KHALLAS" dar mat paani wali hai.

16) Air hostess asks Lalu- sir, r u vegetarian or non vegetarian? He says- i m indian. She says- no sir r u sasyahari or mamsahari? He says- no i m bihari.

15) Girl friend ko i love you bolna hai aur balance khatam...... Ab kya karoge kabutar ke gale me bandh ke bhejoge, nahi na? mai batata hoon............ Number dedo, main bol doonga.

14) Sardar selling parachute. Jump from plane and press button & you can land safely. Customer: if parachute does not open? Sardar: paisa wapas......

13) Laughing is best mediciene.. So laugh loudly more loudly.. Arrey baba loudly loudly baba.. Congrats............ U won a Free entrance into mental hospital.

12) Kabhi kabhi haste hai. Kabhi kabhi rothe hai. Kabhi kabhi kelte hai. Kabhi kabhi jagadte hai. Kabhi kabhi gathe hai, woh kon hai? Mental people and small kids.

11) CHALTE CHALTE..... KOI MIL GAYA..... DIL..... KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI..... ISHQ..... MOHABBATEIN..... NA TUM JAANO NA HUM..... KAHO NAA PYAR HAI..... REHNAA HAI TERE DIL MEIN..... DARR..... MAIN HOON NA..... AAP MUJHE ACHE LAGNE LAGE..... Iam not telling 2u. It's all hindi films.

10) Sad news ...................... Sachin was died now..... Send this sms to all people. Murkh tendulkar nahi. Woh woh woh ..... He is poor boy.

9) Ravivar~ Somavar~ Mangalvar~ Buddhvar~ Guruvar~ Shukravar~ Shanivar~ Everyday great sms send to me.

8) Moon ne bandh ki lightning. Sun ne shuru ki shining. Murgi ne di warning. Ki ho gaye he morning. To phir hum Bhi bhol de good morning.

7) Wife: tum muje kitna pyar karte ho? Husband: shahjahan jitna. Wife: mere marne k bad taj banoge. Husband: maine to plat leliya hai, delay to tum kar rahi ho.

6) Why India can never win againest Australia? Because the last 3 alphabets of australia says "lia" and india says "dia".....

5) Dakt pe chilman e husn yu parkat se sharmana, Dakt pe chilman e husn yu parkat se sharmana, janab ye line samajhme aaye to hame bhi samjana

4) You are my friend u and i look same but between me & u only one difference is there iam gulab ka phool & you are bloody fool....$

3) Smile ever Udas never! Speak ever Gumsum never! Share ever Hide never! Care ever Left never! Thank me ever 4get me never!.

2) Teacher doing a lesson, Sardar boy was sleeping. Tchr-ask him'what r u doing?'. Srdr boy-"maa ek bachi ko sosakte hai, aap pura class ko sosakte hai.

1) Earlier, the slogan of pakistan was pakistan zindabad & now due to earthquake it is pakistan se zindabagh. Pass this to all your friends. Jai hind


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