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Drunkman jokes

This one chick goes 2 a bar and order 20 shots po10c and downs them all, after a while she passe out and the barman tells the bouncer 2 get her a cab and take her home so he went outside and saw no cab, he took her in a dark ally and fuckd her hard. When he came out he got a cab, and told the driver where she lived. So he took her home but when he got there he climd into the back and also fuckd her. Then he gave the passd out drunkn chick 2 the bellboy so he took her upstairs and put her in bed but b4 he left he also took a ltl shag! So the next day the chick went 2 the bar and orderd 20 vodkas so the barman askd: now wot hapend 2 the po10c she replied: no never again po10c makes my pussy burn :-x
2 muffins sit in a oven 1st muffin say: damn its hot in here 2nd muffin shouts: holy fuck! Its a talkin muffin
Wot does 3 snails on a train track sound? ~ here comes a train ~krrrk~ where? ~krrrk~ there ~krrrk~
How do u catch a rabbit? u stand behind a bush and whistle like a carrot 8-o

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