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++FUNNY sms++

heyy...is there any funny guy.....???make fun with ur buddies.....
start from HERE:--

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 149)


If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 166)


Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 147)


Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 146)


Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 75)


Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 135)


Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 110)


A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 174)


In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 220)


Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 133)
An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 203)


Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have



Girlfriends
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 75)


An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 153)


Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 107)


Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 147)


Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 138)


Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 124)


Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes u cos u r a:


A.Cunt B.Wanka

C.Rsole D.Twat



50/50



Phone a friend?


RING ME! I'LL TELL U!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 176)


Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 150)


Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 225)
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 172)


Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 133)


Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 129)


A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 125)


What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 155)


It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 160)


There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 99)


Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 147)







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