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frands now download u r favorate funy sms.
and dont forgot to add u r sms with catagrey.

Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!!!

what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later."

Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween and Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

" If ur world is spining Round and Round.. and Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...

Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I don"t have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....

"Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

Fill in the blank...I"m ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must... ""

"When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!.. and When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!!

One day Santa"s Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn't notice."

A Train is bout2 crash. A frantic virgin strips off n says: '' Can anyone make me feel like a woman b4 I die?'' So a man takes off his clothes n say,''Iron these!''

What do you call a wife who is sexy, beautiful,intelligent,understanding, caring, never jealous and a great cook? ANSWER : A rumour!

Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.

Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after my death, Wife!, but why? He is ur no 1 enemy,Banta!, this is only way to take revenge with santa sing.

AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other!

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE satys No, it means - With Idiot for Ever!


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